Funny Shayari

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehenga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye 

 
main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......

main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....

aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola

Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu

Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu

Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi

Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu

Khudi ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda bhi tujhse punche

ke beta ab utrega kaise.

Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein

Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam

Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke

likha hai ye paigam

Zinda ya Murda pakadne par

milega 50000 ka Inam

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,

bekabu se hamare jazbat he,

ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,

par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he

Najane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho dost….

khuwab main bhi milte ho to kaddu jesa mun bana lete ho:

tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte

chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

Yu bahana banana nahin acha

Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha

Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab

Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…

Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz

Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hai :p

Woh humain kaafir kehte hain to kehte rahen Faraz

Ami kehti hain, jo kehta hai wohi hota hai ….

dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti.

har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti.

Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.

to phr Medical Store se iski Dawa kyun nhe milti.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.

Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.

Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.

Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta ha.

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker

Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi


Kya Aankhen Hai,
Kya Baaten Hain,
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise, Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.


Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,
Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri Lauta De Bhai