Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehenga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye
main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu
Khudi ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda bhi tujhse punche
ke beta ab utrega kaise.
Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam
Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke
likha hai ye paigam
Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
milega 50000 ka Inam
Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,
bekabu se hamare jazbat he,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he
Najane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho dost….
khuwab main bhi milte ho to kaddu jesa mun bana lete ho:
tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte
Yu bahana banana nahin acha
Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha
Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab
Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…
Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz
Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hai :p
Woh humain kaafir kehte hain to kehte rahen Faraz
Ami kehti hain, jo kehta hai wohi hota hai ….
dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti.
har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti.
Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.
to phr Medical Store se iski Dawa kyun nhe milti.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.
Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.
Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.
Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta ha.
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi
Kya Aankhen Hai,
Kya Baaten Hain,
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise, Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.
Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu
Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,
Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri Lauta De Bhai
Kya Aankhen Hai,
Kya Baaten Hain,
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise, Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.
Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu
Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,
Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri Lauta De Bhai
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